also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
my shit smells like andre
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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