Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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