We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
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That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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