sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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