You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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