Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
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There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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