Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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