franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
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No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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