So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
