I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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