**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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