I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
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He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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