You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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