I just saw a hot homeless man
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
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I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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