It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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