Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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