ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Are my feet made of real feet?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
How naked do you want me to be?
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