This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
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Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
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I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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