I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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