Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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