You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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