with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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