She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
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Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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