no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize