he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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