Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
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On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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