youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
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Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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