So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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