No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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