How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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