she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
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WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
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Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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