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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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