god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
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we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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