i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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