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say what?
wanna hang out?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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i drank out of a bidet.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
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I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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