i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
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Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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