I smell stomach acid.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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