girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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