Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
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He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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