I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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