What did we do last night that was yellow?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
how do flat chested girls get laid?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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