Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
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Michael Bay diarrhea
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
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she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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