If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
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She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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