she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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