Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
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Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Randomize