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• (909): View more from California

  The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.

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  3?

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  Me, myself and I

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown

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  I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.

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• (323): View more from California

  Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang

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  really making moves this morning i see

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again

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• (909): View more from California

  I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it

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• (917): View more from New York City

  MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??

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• (310): View more from California

  He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."

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