The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
Me, myself and I
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
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I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."