All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you