Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed