This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.