Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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