well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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