I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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