The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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