Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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