oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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