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what?
penguin condom
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
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