Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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