I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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